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What Do Your Girl Friend And Search Engines Have In Common
By: Suresh Babu , Posted On: Monday, January 29, 2007
What do your girl friend and Search Engines have in Common????
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Keep the links on a given page to a reasonable number (fewer than 100) Girl friend says: Search Engines say: Girl friend says: Suresh Babu
Search Analyst.
Bradenton, Sarsaota Florida
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Index and ranks your site
Can read you and rank you
Follow Guidelines
Girl friend say:
Follow my guidelines.(I have my own guidelines)
Have Relevant links to sites
Avoid relevant links to my friends
Submit a sitemap to learn about the structure of your site and to increase the coverage of your webpages.
Submit a mind map to learn about you, your habits and to increase the possibility to stick with you until I get bored
Be aware your site is online.
Inform all your friends especially girls that you have a girl friend now
Submit your site to relevant directories. as well as to other industry-specific expert sites.
Inform your families and friends that you are taken
Make a site with a clear hierarchy and text links. Every page should be reachable from at least one static text link
You and your phone should be reachable for me at any moment. You should pick up the phone within two or three rings
Offer a site map to your users with links that point to the important parts of your site.
Tell me all about the numbers in your phone book
Create a useful, information-rich site, and write pages that clearly and accurately describe your content.
Give me more information of what you do. Clearly explain what you will be doing everyday. When you come home describe what you did the whole day
Think about the words users would type to find your pages, and make sure that your site actually includes those words within it.
You are in big trouble if someone searches you online and finds you.
Check for broken links and correct HTML
Tell me everything about your last break up
Have a reasonable number of friends (fewer than 1)
Make pages for users, not for search engines. Don't deceive your users or present different content to search engines than you display to users, which is commonly referred to as "cloaking."
When you say, we are going out, make sure you take me out that night, dont deceive me by giving excuses
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