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Warm With a Chance of Political Precipitation
By: Bernadette Sukley , Posted On: Tuesday, February 06, 2007
Title Changes: Titles have and will continue to evolve with the climate. Mr. or Ms. or Senator, will no longer be used but Drs. Ben %26 Jerry, Dr. Dave Matthews and Dr. Cameron Diaz. To achieve the titles of specialist and expert an individual will need to pontificate and/or publish a book. They will need to blog on a semi-regular basis. Increased Northern Migration: The real reason the US has trouble with her neighbors form the south is not drugs but because of the weather patterns called, El Nio, which roughly translated means: too hot down here. As most Americans move to cooler cities like Fairbanks, Barrow and Skagway, Carnival will replace normally scheduled ice sculpture festivals. Free sheep. These ungulates will no longer be needed for their wool. Nor will mink, seal, beaver and otter be hunted into extinction for their pelts. To take care of any lingering inhabitants of such farms, look for recipes that incorporate low-fat mammal meals. Prediction: Greek restaurant openings will dramatically rise in the next three centuries. More diseases. Failure to wash your hands will become a felony. Warmer weather brings more diseases. Remember the Panama Canal fiasco? No one will be allowed to touch anybody unless the intended touchee signs a medical waiver or prenup issued by the touchers attorney. The good news: double dipping will only be a misdemeanor. Prepare for conversation. Yogi Berra was once complimented: Hey man, youre really cool. Mr. Berra smiled. Thanks lady, he replied. You dont look so hot yourself. Your comments should always inspire and not offend. Bernadette Sukley is a freelance writer with an eye towards the quirky. Her work has appeared in Sports Illustrated for Women, ABROAD and Prevention.com. Love the unique? She does too. Contact: novelist2be@excite.com and http://thequirkywriter.blogspot.com/ Article Author: Bernadette_Sukley
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