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You Never Know Who You Will Meet on the Subway
By: Lance Winslow , Posted On: Sunday, February 18, 2007
Have you ever met someone that you thought you knew in a place you would have never expected? How about someone you have been searching for all your life? Has that ever happened to you? Well, it happened to me and I was blown away and I guess it just proves that you never know who you will meet face-to-face on the Subway! I met Jesus at Subway this morning here in Texas, he was really nice and he did not speak English, but he looked up at me and smiled and waved his hands, no he was not saving me, or maybe he was, it was a hand signal to tell me the floor was wet, because he did not speak English. You know the whole time I thought Jesus was a Jew; turns out he was of Aztec and Spaniard decent, a Mexican. He actually looks more like Elvis than God, but hey, you know things change right? Anyway I looked at the menu and ordered a BMT on sour dough and thought to myself that bible is all wrong, not a single thing on the menu said anything about creating the heaven and the Earth, as I am pretty sure all the make there is 6 inch and foot long submarine sandwiches, so sorry to break the news to everyone, but I thought you should know. I certainly hope this article is of interest and that is has propelled thought. The goal is simple; to help you in your quest to be the best in 2007. I thank you for reading my many articles on diverse subjects, which interest you. "Lance Winslow" - If you have innovative thoughts and unique perspectives, come think with Lance; http://www.WorldThinkTank.net/. Lance is a guest writer for Our Spokane Magazine in Spokane, Washington Article Author: Lance_Winslow
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