- 20 Crazy Things We All Do By : Rammy Johnson
When walking down the street, entering a house, picking up a book or even just surfing through the web using your laptop or your personal computer, there are so many things we do without even thinking..
- Laughter: Use It to Pick Up Women By : Jack Reider
Humour, some say, is the fruit of life, and this is especially true when it comes to picking up on a girl no matter where the location. Make them laugh, and I guarantee, that you are very close to get..
- Guy's Night Out By : Michael D'Arco
wow. guy's night out rocked. AKA "Quarterly Communications Meeting" to a certain intern's parents. hangover. Not 1 martini?! Lots of whisky. 41 going on 22. ouch. Closed down downtown Albuquerque. Yah..
- Buyers Guide To Video Game Consoles ?Seven Vital Tips By : Rahul Rungta
There is now a video games console to suit practically every need, taste and budget. But the range and diversity of gaming systems, never mind the games themselves is a daunting prospect to the uninit..
- Domain Name 'Babu' By : Chinmay Chakravarty
Babu in several Indian languages means the boss or even monsieur. The suffix ji makes it very respectful as it is used to mean ones father too. Babu has also been a first name and surname widely used ..
- What's Happening to Our Bee Population? My Measures with the 3M Company to Save the Honey Bee By : John T Jones, Ph.D.
Bees are disappearing like flies! No, the flies are not disappearing as much as we would like them toespecially here in dairyridden Idaho. The bees are disappearing.This could be bigger than Iraq and ..
- Magic Shows By : Michael Malega
Knowing that you need to better understand this topic I recommend that you take 5 minutes to read what we have to say.Magic shows let in many various art forms including illusion, sleight of hand and ..
- What's In A Name By : Leeuna Foster
Names are good. I like names. Without them we wouldn't know when someone was talking to us, or for that matter, when they were talking ABOUT us. If everyone shared the same name, it would be impossibl..
- Sheriff Lobo's Deputy By : Benjamin Cox
In 1984, Wayne Bishop, Bill Fondren and I left for a business trip to Sweden with Ulf Hansson, a swede, escorting us along the way. Our plane departed JFK International Airport flying east from New Yo..
- Alec Baldwin's Tirade A Publicity Stunt For Martin Scorcese's Lymelife By : Karen Fish
Wouldnt you love to know whats really going on behind the scenes in the oval office, the room where the lives of the people of earth are manipulated? Wouldnt you love to be a fly on the wall in the ov..
- Free Online Trivia Game Questions and Answers By : Deanna Mascle
Question: Infants have more or less number of bones than adults?Answer: MoreTrivia Teaser: A baby's body has about 300 bones at birth. These eventually fuse, or grow together, to form the 206 bones th..
- U. S. Seniors Retiring To Iraq Say That's Where The Medicare Money Is By : Tom Attea
U. S. senior citizens, noting President Bushs new budget, which calls for billions to be spent in Iraq while billions are cut from Medicare, are foregoing traditional retirement destinations like Flor..
- Ahmadinejad Defends Iran's "Inalienable Right" To Become A Nuclear Target By : Tom Attea
President Mamoud Ahmadinejad defended Irans nuclear program in a speech before a group of Islamic clerics, stating, The Iranian nation has an inalienable right to become a nuclear target. Then, confla..
- Iran May Become 51st State - Only Safe Way To Get Nukes By : Tom Attea
The crafty Iranian leadership, rethinking their agenda of reckless self-endangerment such as their inevitably suicidal attempt to gain nuclear weapons and their calculated meddling in Iraq have deci..
- Jumping Ship By : Tom Attea
I cant stand anymore chicken! a vacationing guest, who seemed a bit tipsy, shouted at the captain of the cruise ship, and then leaped overboard.The captain rushed to the railing and peered into the he..
- Eight Fired U. S. Attorneys Asked If Gonzales Should Stay By : Tom Attea
In a rare turn of events, in which the victims of political nonsense get to have their day in court, the eight U. S. attorneys who were fired under the watch of Attorney General Alberto Gonzales have ..
- Global Warming Update - Eskimos Spot First Palm Tree By : Tom Attea
In an especially inarguable event that global warming is proceeding apace, a group of Eskimos noticed while hunting for caribou on the sort of unusually balmy day that theyve been experiencing with e..
- Islamic Woman Nabbed For Wearing Belt Made Of Live Crocodiles By : Tom Attea
Some news stories are so funny theres little to do except present them for any of our readers who havent chanced upon them. Heres one that demonstrates female Islamic dress can get even more frighteni..
- According To News, Happiness Is No Longer Possible; World Too Crazy By : Tom Attea
If you listen to the news without the healthy defense of perspective, you can easily begin to think that the world is so crazy happiness is no longer possible or, at least, a highly irresponsible proc..
- French Architect Solves 4,500-Year-Old Pyramid Mystery; Awaits Answer By : Tom Attea
A French architect has surprised the archeological world by claiming that the Great Pyramid, in which the Pharaoh Cheops resided for an unexpectedly long time, was built from the inside out and the i..
- It Does Not Rain in My World! By : Mike Marino, Jr.
I was blessed to own and manage a rather large bicycle and lawnmower shop for twenty eight years. I hired quiet a few high school and college students over the years. Some of my students were from a..
- Google Search Unable To Find Snake By : Hemant Gupta
April 4, 2007You might be astonished to hear that but that's true. It is not an April fools Joke but it was really hard for Google Employees to find a snake. The incident took place on April4,..
- Taming the Wild Dust Bunny By : Heather Diodati
One pet that is easy to care for and is not demanding is the Common Dust Bunny (fluffus delicus timidus sporadicus (L.)) however it must be captured and tamed. To do so, once you have located one, is ..
- Bus Driving - Laughs and Barfs By : Gareth Eastwood
Catching a bus can be a barrel of fun if you have an infinite sense of humor."Driver, do you stop at the railway station?"
"No Madam. A train does that. This is a bus. It stops at bus stops."Bleary..
- Do I Know Anything? I Don't Know By : Shubhanyu Jain
I don't know if I was born. I don't know where I was born. I don't know for whom I was born. I don't know the purpose of my birth. I don't know who I am. I don't know what I am. I don't know where I a..
- Adventures Of Drsilly By : Ashok Koparday
In Japan, Drsilly got cervical spondylosis (the big word that means 'neck pain'). He had to bow his neck every time before he could pick up few words. The people around him seemed tiny compared to his..
- My Favorite Top 10 Comedy TV Shows By : Paul Venier
Well, being a child of the 50's and 60's, I can definitely say that I have been watching, absorbing and enjoying Comedy TV Shows pretty much since their inception. I can also say that, beyond a shadow..
- Build Your Own Paraglider - Honest By : Timothy Parish
Well, it's possible to 'build own paraglider'. But it's been pretty hard in the past to find a paraglider kit or a set of decent paraglider plans. So you have to admire the small number of enterprisin..
- My Favorite Top 10 Comedic TV Characters By : Paul Venier
There have been so many Comedic TV characters over the years but I am going to try and narrow it down to my absolute 10 Favorites. This is going to be difficult because I have so many Favorites and I ..
- My Favorite Top 10 Comedic Movie Actors By : Paul Venier
People are always asking me, "What are your Favorite Comedy Movies?", "Who is your favorite Comedian or Comedic Actor of all time and who is your Favorite working today?" and questions such as that, a..
- My Favorite Top 10 Stage Comedians By : Paul Venier
There are so many different styles of comedy and everyone has their own, at least the ones that stand out do. You have the standard monologists that stand with a microphone and use words to craft thei..
- All About Donald Trump and Rosie By : Jack Sinclair
Donald Trump and Rosie - I'm sure you have seen the youtube
videos of both of them, ranting up and down, and even the
wrestling match between them.(If you haven't seen some of the hilarious..
- Electric Underwear - Yes, Or No? You Decide... By : Kenny Love
As with any modern technology, there are obvious reservations regarding its benefits via "pro" and "con" scenarios that must be addressed prior to it being presented to the general public. In fact, it..
- Passover - Laugh While Cleaning By : Jack Reider
Passover, or Pesach as it is called in Hebrew, is the 8 day festival where the Jews celebrate their liberation from Egypt more than a thousand years ago. One of the most important features of this fre..
- I Got Mugged By : Waldemar Puszkarz
Just recently. Over the very last weekend. Don't worry, though... I have already fully recovered from this surprise and I am doing better than ever.Now, the mug I have received arrived from EzineArtic..
- Using Good Quotes to Tell Funny Stories By : John Stakis
The ability to tell a good story is an essential skill to learn -- stories are such a common part of everyday life. If you're like most people, perhaps you've wished that being funny could be effortl..
- Comedy Comes Natural for Robin By : Philip Nicosia
Hes cute, adorable, charming and has a great sense of humor. Hes an actor and comedian and hes good at both. Lets face it, among the current comedians on television and the movies, Robin Williams is o..
- Have A Very Boring Day By : John T Jones, Ph.D.
We humanoids thrive on excitement. We are right now in the middle of March Madness when exhausted basketball teams put everything on the line to get into the Sweet Sixteen, the Final Four, and the Cha..
- Funny Construction Humor By : Spencer Clarke
Six Phases of a Construction Project:1) Enthusiasm
2) Disillusionment
3) Panic
4) Search For The Guilty
5) Punishment Of The Innocent
6) Praise %26 Honors For The Non-Particip..
- My Favorite Top 10 Comedy Venues By : Paul Venier
Being a Comedian for more than 20 years now, I can honestly say that I have performed in the worst places and the best places in the country. I will concentrate on the best places because I believe co..
- Humor - Sex Helps for Old Men By : John T Jones, Ph.D.
Old men are interested in sex. You can be sure of that. The interest in sex starts before grade school and never stopsfor old men.The difference is one of emphasis. Young men are participants but some..
- The Perfect Humor Mentality By : Martin Merrill
Here's the fundamental truth of being humorous:You will never ever become a truly funny guy unless you view yourself as one.And whether you view yourself as a funny guy depends a lot on what you say t..
- My First Experience Camping By : Michele Rogers
My first experience camping was a very memorable one. I had never been camping before I met my husband. I didnt know that camping meant sleeping out in nature, in a tent. Thinking back I guess I di..
- Ten Ways To Not Get Mugged By : Brent Diggs
Crime is rampant, very rampant, even people who have never once used the word rampant, much less several times in the same sentence, agree that if anything was ever rampant; it is most definitely cri..
- Instigative Journalist Makes News For Over Twenty Years By : Brent Diggs
An interview with Herman Fording, former journalist for the Dissociated Press.
Featured in Superstar Journalist Illustrated. Reprinted without permission, so keep quiet about it.Herman Fording is a..
- Lettuce Get It On By : Gerry McDonnell
Im a great believer in animal rights; I believe they have the right to fit nicely on a bun.My attitude has undoubtedly softened since I witnessed a horrific dogfight. In the wifes defence, the barmai..
- Irish Eyes By : Deanna Mascle
1. How many kingdoms was early Celtic Ireland divided into?
A. 150
B. 15
C. 5
D. 1A. 150
TRIVIA: Early Celtic Ireland was divided into 150 local kingdoms ruled by 5 provin..
- Big Medicine Caused 1938 Missouri Flood By : Lindsey Williams
Oklahoma, Texas and Arkansas are experiencing a devastating flood, and I want everyone to know I had nothing to do with it. I gave up dabbling in the occult arts many years ago. After more than a half..
- Cry Over Spilled Caviar By : Jack Wilson
Whilst sitting in my Herman Miller chair, you know the one that adjusts to every conceivable position and has, of course, the optional lumbar pack, overlooking Central Park in my modest penthouse suit..
- Now That You're An Old Fart By : B. MacNichol
The first time you get that telltale letter in the mail from the AARP, that begins with Greetings; Now that youre officially (an old fart) , suddenly it hits you. I actually dropped the thing on the ..
- I'll Have a Snood to Go By : Vicki Nunn
One Sunday I went to lunch with a good friend of mine. As usual we were having a good old chat about everything under the sun all very important, world-altering stuff you understand. At one point, my..
- MANY MORE Actual Questions Posted on Yahoo! Answers (Part 4) By : Jeffrey Hauser
This is quickly becoming a regular feature on my articles. So, because of the incredible response, Im posting more outrageous questions in this series of articles. If youve never heard of Yahoo Answer..
- Just a Mow Please By : Vicki Nunn
I would never deliberately hurt anyone or anything Im too much of a softie for that, but just recently, I managed to inflict some serious harm. Perhaps I should confess, and admit to actually killing..
- Mutant Moth By : Vicki Nunn
One night, I had prepared for bed as usual, had switched on my alarm clock and turned out the light, and settled in for a good night's sleep. It was just as I was drifting off, that it attacked me. Su..
- The Secret Frying Pan Stash By : Vicki Nunn
A good friend pointed something out to me recently of which I hadn't been aware. Now, I'm the first to admit that I'm not a terrific cook. In fact, I'm a barely passable cook. When I was younger, I ev..
- The Sky Is Falling Faster Than Ever Before Chicken Little By : Lance Winslow
The sky is falling, the sky is falling and it is falling faster than ever before or so we are told by the mass media hysteria. Oh what is it this time? An asteroid will hit the Earth in 2036, the Maya..
- The Cynical But Lonely Farmer By : Joseph Malek
There once was a cynical farmer who was tired of being told how to grow his crops and manage his farm. They knew nothing about his particular plot of land. Then again, those people were the only ones ..
- The Bra Has Been Raised By : Gerry McDonnell
There are two things in life that Ill never really understand; bigamy, and the mechanics of a bra. The wife finds my ineptness hilarious, she was rolling on the floor last night as I struggled with a..
- Inzy's Average Day By : Shahid Mohammed
(6:30 am) Wake up and go to drive through Macdonald's where he order's 4 big breakfast meals.(7:00) Arrive back at home and open up the fridge and get stuck in to some of last night's left overs.(8:00..
- The Cats are in the Convent and All's Well By : Jack Wilson
The desk on which my trackball rests (the cats would prefer a mouse, but that is another story) is not quite large enough for all the stuff I need to put on it, but quite large enough for the cats to ..
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